Film-Maker, Bobcat Goldthwait to Direct
A Major Narrative Film on Barry Crimmins, America's
Conscience, and Longtime friend of
the Show who calls me out constantly
for being a Dick, so I called Goldthwait
to audition for the part
and it turns out he listens to my
show and is not a fan. I went over
his head to Judd Apatow whom is still infuraited
about something I said about somebody's famous Vagina, which I would probably
never do . I mix all my programs in
a blackout drunk and don't remember any of it so maybe I did but famous vaginas
bore me so I suspect I'm being
set up, because if I were Bob or
Judd, or anyone else. I'd feel the same way because the shit has got to be linear.
Tell the story
or shut the Fuck up, and your mixy wixy attempts at being clever
are not appreciated so go home and cry