Pick up 12 pack of Milwaukee's Worst at gas station.....................$7.12

Drink six beers, put kids to bed, eat cold burger,
post innocuous opinions and pointless gibberish on alt slack
while drinking last six beers. Internet connection per day............... $1.00

Hesitantly decide to finish buzz with crappy houston
pot, price including rolling paper...................................................... $0.50

Spin for 15 minutes, throw up for 15 minutes, rinse
stomach with water, wake up with a mouth full of cockraoches,
a head full of checkered demons, and the sphinctor-proof shits.
Call Raytheon Corp. and cuss out the receptionist while
cancelling job interview..........................................................PRICELESS